File this under “good to know.”
Apparently the rapture is coming May 21, 2011. This is according to this group of nutcases, er, faithful Christians who did a little math, adding 7,000 years to the day that Noah closed the door of his ark.
I’m not sure how they tracked down that particular Noah date, but hey, I’m not a historian.
So, the bad news is the devil is taking over the earth on May 21. But, on the plus side:
– My brother still gets to celebrate his birthday.
– I never turn 30. Perpetually 29, baby!
– No need to pay back my student loans.